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When you're Elias
You're Elias all the way
From you quest to fly far
And your love of Ebay

When you're Elias
You just do what you can
You got kids all around
You're a family man

You're never alone
You're never disconnected ring ring!
(cut to the phone ringing and Jason picking it up saying Hello)
You're home with your own
(cut to still of all of us crashed on the couch)
When company's expected
(Erik at intercom)
You're so perfected (cut to some numerous still)

Then you are set
With a capital E
and you'll never forget
despite much therapy
When you're Elias
You stay Elias

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Jen and Michael on Skype:
"Is Mikey gonna come? He's always wishy washy..."
"I'm coming, I'm coming! I'll be there...Jeeezzz"