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Ringworm and bloat
are not the things a farmer likes to see

Foot-and-Mouth sends customers south
anywhere else they'd rather be

When god saw fit
to make life mean
he doesn't mess around
(think blood and frogs and lice and flies)

While Pharaoh he was mean
his people they were lean
but when all the livestock died
their future had been fried

Though when god sees fit
to make life mean
One way to avoid this retched disease?
eat seafood and vegies