Rap breaks bring new life to an old classic, from David Klein and myself, recorded in 1984. A medley of christmas tunes that are sure to ... ring your bells.

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angels we have heard you're high

hanging on up there with the planes

past the mountains you will fly

clouds of smoke go through your brain

somebody planned this Jubilee

to help the shopping lines prolong

me i shoplift what i need

and now i sing this christmas song

so come on down, check it out and see

Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen have gone queer

seen them all on mtv

christ is chairman of the party this year

jesus jesus son of god

was born of the virgin mary they say

and now through these christmas mobs we trod

you'ld think that christ was born thanksgiving day

mary and joseph, where'd you get that boy

and what's his weird religious rap

i mean i'm into heavy metal and i say "destroy!"

and i wonder what the holy ghost would say about that

so angels can you spare some herb

down here things are mighty dry

and the reason i ask is cause i'm kind of disturbed

and my state of mind i really want to modify

© 1984 david klein & roy walter

December 23, 1984 02:17 PM